(Source: mouzeron)

kumagawa:

just finished my arcade stick

Just mastering my joystick guy

kumagawa:

just finished my arcade stick

Just mastering my joystick guy

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

rotatingfloor:

theanchorisgettingheavy:

rotatingfloor:

found this sick keyboard at the thrift store and the mouse that comes with it is sick too

I’m sorry, this is so ugly. Probably because of the Comic Sans. But I can dig that mouse.

shut your fucking face fuckface

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

trollonasan:

intergalacticju:

damnsebastianstan:

raihoe:

vambrace:

vambrace:

Hey there! So, you may have seen these body pillows around. You may have thought, “Wow, I sure want one of those.” Well good news! I take commissions for these cuddly lil nuggets!

THE SQUIDS:
Each squid is handmade with love from fleece, cotton, and felt, and stuffed with hypoallergenic 100% polyester filling.

SIZES:
Two sizes are available: an 8-foot body pillow, and a 4-foot cuddle buddy or travel pillow.

COLORS:
I can find just about any color, within reason. I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but the selection is great, so I can try my hardest to get the exact color you want.

UNDERSIDE PATTERNS:
Again, I am limited by what the fabric store has to offer, but I can find just about any pattern from paisley to polka dots in nearly any color. If you wish, you can request that I choose an underside for you based on the main color you choose.

OTHER OPTIONS:
I can fit the squids with an eye color, if you so desire. If not specified, your squid will come with traditional black and white eyes.
Also, three different highlights are available for your squid: original (photos 4 and 5), circles (photos 6 and 8), or crescent (photo 7). If not specified, your squid will come with original highlights.
Additionally, you may request the firmness of your pillow. There are three firmness options: firm, regular, or what I call squishy. If not specified, your squid will come with regular firmness.

PRICES:
Large squids are $75 (shipping not included) and small squids are $40 (shipping not included). Shipping will be $20 nationwide. International customers, I apologize. But soon hopefully there will be international shipping available!

HOW TO ORDER:
It’s easy! Just send me a message on tumblr or email me at tentacle.club@gmail.com with the following information:

Color
Underside color and pattern
Size
Shipping Information
Eye color (optional)
Eye highlight (optional)
Firmness (optional)

I will reply to your message with the email address you’ll send money to via PayPal. If you would rather send a check or money order, I will provide you with that information at your request.

OTHER INFO:
Please know that these squids are not made in a pet-free home; if you are allergic to cats please be aware that despite my efforts to keep them away from my cat, he still might have sat on the fabric while I wasn’t looking. Also note that these are made with FLEECE; if you have a fleece allergy, please do not buy these pillows. The filling of the pillows is guaranteed hypoallergenic BY THE COMPANY, NOT BY ME. If it turns out you have an allergy to the stuffing, sue them, not me. I am not responsible for any injuries that happen from your enjoyment with my pillows.

Thank you all so much for the support so far! I hope you consider purchasing one of my squids, I have a 100% satisfaction date so far. And please, spread the word!

UPDATE GUYS
I’m seriously considering doing a giveaway if this gets 1000+ notes. You COULD get a FREE SQUID
FREE SQUID
WHOA

did u say free

SIGNAL BOOST. GET SQUIDS FROM MY HELLA CUTE FRIEND JORDAN.

*SCREAMS*

Yup theres Jules Scream

metalgearcrack:

doelita:

*aggressively meows for your attention*

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the-hedgehog-whisperer:

You want to see something punny ??

"hiring entry level positions"

caterinasforzas:

stupendous-operatic-spectacle:

thefemcritique:

taggediconic:

gypped:

requirements: 10 years experience in space station repair, masters degree in ancient serbian civilizations, unmatched knowledge of silkworm breeding, full understanding of teleportation mechanics and physics

pay: $9.50/hour

Pretty much

And no benefits, part time only

Ontario’s Minimum wage is getting bumped to $11/h.

Bounty Hunting in GTA

(Source: michigrim)

objectorbit:

Never gets old. Never.

(Source: milokerrigan)

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